About the song
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“You’re the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly” is a memorable country song performed by the legendary duo Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty. Released in 1971 as part of their collaborative album We Only Make Believe, this song is known for its humorous and candid lyrics, which perfectly showcase the playful chemistry between the two artists.
Written by L.E. White, the song features a light-hearted narrative where the singer humorously blames their partner for their children’s less-than-perfect appearance. Despite its comedic tone, the song cleverly highlights the ups and downs of married life, presenting a tongue-in-cheek look at the everyday challenges of relationships. This playful approach resonates with many listeners who appreciate both the humor and the honest depiction of life’s quirks.
Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty’s performance of “You’re the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly” is a testament to their exceptional vocal talents and their ability to bring charm and wit to their music. Their duet captures a sense of fun and camaraderie, making the song a standout track on the album.
The song’s appeal was further boosted by its success on the charts. It became a significant hit, reaching number one on the country charts and contributing to the overall success of the album. The song’s catchy melody and engaging lyrics helped solidify the reputation of Lynn and Twitty as one of country music’s most beloved duos.
“You’re the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly” remains a beloved classic in the country music genre. It exemplifies the unique style of Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty, combining humor with heartfelt performance. This song continues to be celebrated by fans and is a cherished part of the legacy of both artists.
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Lyrics
You’re the reason I’m a-ridin’ around on recapped tires
And you’re the reason I’m hangin’ our clothes outside on wires
And you’re the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin’
Ah, but looks ain’t everythin’, and money ain’t everythin’
But I love you just the same
You’re the reason I’ve changed to beer from soda pop
And you’re the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop
You’re the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin’
Ah, but looks ain’t everythin’, and money ain’t everythin’
But I love you just the same
I guess that we won’t ever have everything we need
‘Cause when we get ahead it’s got another mouth to feed
And that’s the reason that my good looks and my figure is gone
And that’s the reason that I ain’t got no hair to comb
And you’re the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin’
Ah, but looks ain’t everythin’, and money ain’t everythin’
But I love you just the same
Conway, why in the devil don’t you go and shave
And put on a clean pair of pants?
But Loretta, look at yourself
Now I wish you’d take them curlers out of your hair
And go put on a little makeup
And get out of that housecoat before supper
Ha, well let me tell you something, Conway
Considerin’ everything that I went through today
I look like a movie star
Yeah, Ruth Buzzie
Thank yee
Besides that, all our kids took after your part of the family, anyway
Oh, they did, huh? What about the ones that’s bald?
Well, I guess you might say they took after me